Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell

I don't even like old cars. I mean they don't even interest me. I'd rather have a goddam horse. A horse is atleast human, for God's sake.

The thing is, it's really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.

That's the thing about girls.Every time they do something pretty, even if they're not much to look at, or even if they're sort of stupid, you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. They really can.